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    Angry non-morrissey lyrics and etc

    Sitting here, wishing on a cement floor
    Just wishing that I had just something you wore
    I'd put it on when I go lonely
    Will you take off your dress and send it to me?

    I miss your kissing and I miss your head
    And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead
    Run outside in the desert heat
    Make your dress all wet and send it to me

    I miss your soup and I miss your bread
    And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead
    So spill your breakfast and drip your wine
    Just wear that dress when you dine

    Sitting here, wishing on a cement floor
    Just wishing that I had just something you wore
    Bloody your hands on a cactus tree
    Wipe it on your dress and send it to me

    Sitting here, wishing on a cement floor
    Just wishing that I had just something you wore
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    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    ...um...

    I'm not GAY, but I am oddly disturbed by the combination of those lyrics next to JS pic of me in a dress. Perhaps intended, perhaps not.... but truth is.... JS makes me afraid.
    so sayeth the funk....

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    Quote Originally Posted by funknuggets
    I'm not GAY, but I am oddly disturbed by the combination of those lyrics next to JS pic of me in a dress. Perhaps intended, perhaps not.... but truth is.... JS makes me afraid.
    point taken, moreon.
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Bliss or not...

    you're an IDIOT.
    so sayeth the funk....

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    Even with the switched avatar this is some freaky s**t.
    You all right J's?
    Why don't you get your mind off the distance and all for a sec, and tell us about your new tattoo....
    "Gimondi un eroe umano, che viene sconfitto ma che continua la sua corsa fino a tornare a vincere." - Enrico Ruggeri

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadence90
    Even with the switched avatar this is some freaky s**t.
    You all right J's?
    Why don't you get your mind off the distance and all for a sec, and tell us about your new tattoo....
    tattoo is old english lettering about 2" high across the back of my left leg just above the cycling sock line. i won't tell you what it says, though. you'll have to ride behind me to find out.
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    tattoo is old english lettering about 2" high across the back of my left leg just above the cycling sock line. i won't tell you what it says, though. you'll have to ride behind me to find out.
    I'm guessing you didn't go with the percentages one?

    I'd be afraid to ride behind you, man.
    It'd be an idget leading an idiot, and no good could come of that.
    Unless we ran across a moreon.
    "Gimondi un eroe umano, che viene sconfitto ma che continua la sua corsa fino a tornare a vincere." - Enrico Ruggeri

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadence90
    I'm guessing you didn't go with the percentages one?

    I'd be afraid to ride behind you, man.
    It'd be an idget leading an idiot, and no good could come of that.
    Unless we ran across a moreon.
    no percentages. i WAS thinking (still AM) about getting "No. 13" on my chest.
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    no percentages. i WAS thinking (still AM) about getting "No. 13" on my chest.
    Too predictable.
    0.5 or 10% would be more interesting, and straight to the heart, in this case.
    But like we said before, you gotta chose one outlook or the other.
    "Gimondi un eroe umano, che viene sconfitto ma che continua la sua corsa fino a tornare a vincere." - Enrico Ruggeri

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    do you like leonard cohen? there's an album(?) called ten new songs. all about missing someone.. i think you'll like it. and it has that "smack" temper to it that's always calm. calm and desperate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadence90
    Too predictable.
    0.5 or 10% would be more interesting, and straight to the heart, in this case.
    But like we said before, you gotta chose one outlook or the other.
    OES has "80 proof" tattooed on his bottom.

    i ain't seen it in the flesh, but suo sent me an electric pic.
    One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J's Haiku Shop
    OES has "80 proof" tattooed on his bottom.

    i ain't seen it in the flesh, but suo sent me an electric pic.
    oh... i thought it was "death before dishonor" on his bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colker1
    oh... i thought it was "death before dishonor" on his bottom.
    I think he just changed it to read "ONE" on one cheek and "SHOT" on the other....
    "Gimondi un eroe umano, che viene sconfitto ma che continua la sua corsa fino a tornare a vincere." - Enrico Ruggeri

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    Tending my fruit, tending my fruit
    Ah, you've got to have a hobby
    A man must have a shed to keep him sane

    Spraying my buds, spraying my buds
    Got to keep away diseases
    I mix the poisons and the wife don't complain

    Some people say
    That I am out of my tree
    Or just a strawberry fool
    Someday they'll see
    Till then I'll blow you a raspberry
    'Cos apples and pears are me

    So I'm tending my fruit
    And I don't give a hoot
    'Cos it keeps me sane, it keeps me sane

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    Loud loutish lover, treat her kindly

    for she needs you more than she loves you.

    BT

    Gotta go listen to some now....
    "If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts." A. Duritz

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    love songs?

    Went to a party
    I danced all night
    I drank 16 beers
    And I started up a fight

    But now I am jaded
    You're out of luck
    I'm rolling down the stairs
    Too drunk to....

    I like your stories
    I love your gun
    Shooting out truck tires
    Sounds like loads and loads of fun

    But in my room
    Wish you were dead
    You bawl like the baby
    In Eraserhead

    I'm about to drop
    My head's a mess
    The only salvation is
    I'll never see you again
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Classic

    He sure does like his Falstaff beer
    Likes to chase it down with that wild turkey liquor
    Drives a 58 GMC pickup truck
    Has a gunrack, goat ropers need love too sticker

    Up against the wall redneck mother
    Mother who has raised her son so well
    He's 34 and drinking in the honky tonks
    Just kickin hippies *sses and raising hell

    M is for the mudflaps that she give me for my truck
    O is for the oil that I put in my hair
    T is t-bird
    H is for Haggard
    E is for eggs
    R is for redneck

    repeat chorus

    Jerry Jeff Walker

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