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    Poast Random, Stupid Crap...

    Lownge is sometimes too cool for school. Needs more of teh dumb.











    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Did I just stumble into PG?? Yikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock
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    boobies?
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    Cars need Eyelashes just as much as you do. They help express emotion, filter sunlight and harmful rays; they soften the face and allow for butterfly kisses. If only every Car were as beautiful as yours, they’d have comparable Eyelashes to get the job done.

    After all, your Car represents you and you have an awesome set of Lashes might I add. All of our Cars have Lashes and some have Mustaches. The combination of both hair-accessories looks unique. After all, every car, like every individual is exceptional.

    - One pair of Car Eyelashes per package.
    - Eyelashes come with double-sided tape that’s durable yet doesn’t hurt car paint.
    - Lashes are flexible and fit most Cars except for circular headlights which may need to be trimmed to fit.
    - Made of durable plastic.
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    You asked for it:
    (*some NSFW language)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Christine View Post
    Cars need Eyelashes just as much as you do. .......After all, every car, like every individual is exceptional.

    - One pair of Car Eyelashes per package.
    - Eyelashes come with double-sided tape that’s durable yet doesn’t hurt car paint.
    - Lashes are flexible and fit most Cars except for circular headlights which may need to be trimmed to fit.
    - Made of durable plastic.
    Someone at work has a car with eyelashes.
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    Geekity, geekity, geekity

    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees View Post
    boobies?
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen View Post
    Geekity, geekity, geekity





    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Quote Originally Posted by burgrat View Post
    You asked for it:
    (*some NSFW language)


    That hurt my brain.
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Sometimes I ride my bike to nowhere, to see nothing, just so I can ride my bike.

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    SpooooonGuuaaaarrrrrrrddddd............

    SPOONGUARD! - rathergood.com

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    Oh wait, nevermind. Take SpoonGuard off your baby registries: Ban Spoonguard! - rathergood.com

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    I <3 this, and I don't even know what it was....
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    Potpourri

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen View Post
    Someone at work has a car with eyelashes.
    You could put some around the exhaust, then you have an arse beard.
    There ain't no sanity clause... (Chico Marx)

    I accidentally..a burrito. (Old Fuji)

    Norman Wisdom, Johnny, Joey, Dee Dee, good times... (Phil Oakey)

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    Random silliness from the home collection.
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    bump'd 'cuz it's Friday...
    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    When my fist clenches, crack it open
    Before I use it and lose my cool
    When I smile, tell me some bad news
    Before I laugh and act like a fool

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    Who Dis?

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    When my fist clenches, crack it open
    Before I use it and lose my cool
    When I smile, tell me some bad news
    Before I laugh and act like a fool

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    Yikes.

    Meanwhile, why is that guy sleeping in his Van Heusen shirt??

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