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    Saw this and just had to pass it on.

    This boy is going places.
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    Have to give that kid a high five on that quiz.
    Don`t let technology stand in the way of progress, ride a 1 gear bike.

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    Dictated but not read.

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    Have to agree with H.P. too smartarse by far. Writing looks adult etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sir duke View Post
    Have to agree with H.P. too smartarse by far. Writing looks adult etc.
    Questions make no sense from a subject point of view. It's a pre-test.
    Dictated but not read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sir duke View Post
    Have to agree with H.P. too smartarse by far. Writing looks adult etc.
    That, and it has existed in such exact form for years on the interwebs. Plus, many aren't objective questions, but riddles seeking these exact answers. And, they don't have any cohesive theme, so would not be the quiz in any course of study.


    That said, the next to last one reminds me of a phrase I need to use remarkably often in my work: It is true that one woman can make a baby in 9 months. It does not follow that 9 women can make a baby in a month.
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    David Dang?

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    It's like asking, "How far can you walk into the woods."


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    How long is a piece of string

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    Still Funny

    Whether this was fake or not, it was still funny to read. I love brain teaser riddles like those.

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    My favourite quiz question..

    Q: why does an elephant have four feet?
    A: he'd look stupid with six inches!
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    I accidentally..a burrito. (Old Fuji)

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    the fact that the quiz questions were a joke ruined it for me.

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    This one has been around the block a few time but I still like it.

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    I would have answered #9 with

    HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!
    poast count +1
    But .... a long NNC session and jerkin' the gherkin to some old-school pr0n... not necessarily in that order. Much cheaper than H&B. JustTooBig
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtymxdh View Post
    I would have answered #9 with

    HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!
    That's a rep.

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    If a tank track is moving 1 mph on the top and 1 mph on the right side and 1mph on the left side. How fast is the bottom side of the track moving?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eretz View Post
    It's like asking, "How far can you walk into the woods."


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    How the hell do you post upside down? If it weren't for you darned fancy Information Superhighway meddling kids and your dog I would have made it, too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eretz View Post
    ¡looɔ s,ʇɐɥʇ ˙sʞuɐɥʇ

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctkeebler View Post
    How long is a piece of string
    as long as you cut it!
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    it doesnt move at all...

    for that matter the part of your bike/car tire thats touching the ground isnt moving either
    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his
    level and beat you with experience.
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