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    On A Scale of 1 To 10 – How Punchable?

    HALP! They are currently saturation-bombing our area with commercials for that (likely awful) Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star movie that's coming out.

    The commercials feature some pitchman buddy of Adam Sandler's (Peter Dante) who's apparently channeling Gilbert Gottfried (great choice btw, douchetard).

    I rate him a solid '9' on the punchability index. The commercials below aren't the worst of 'em (just easy to find), but it gives you a taste of what I'm seeing. every. commercial. break.






    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    And, on a related note...

    TV’s Twenty Most Punchable Faces
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    You said Adam Sandler. I'm not even going to watch the clips.

    Definitely a "10"

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    Horrific. No wonder kids are rioting in the streets of London, 6 months in advance.
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    I actually am a fan of Adam Sandler's movies. Oh well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qatarbhoy View Post
    Horrific. No wonder kids are rioting in the streets of London, 6 months in advance.
    Poast of the Day™.
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    This one goes to eleven..
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    I was watching TV last night and that damn ad seemed to come on every commercial break. I wanted to stab myself in the face.


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    I refuse to click on any of those and this is why I DVR everything these days!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    Poast of the Day™.
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    What, Poast of the Day™ but no RepLove™?
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    I cry for humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qatarbhoy View Post
    What, Poast of the Day™ but no RepLove™?
    "You must spread some reputation around before giving it to qatarbhoy again."
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDaddio View Post
    I was watching TV last night and that damn ad seemed to come on every commercial break. I wanted to stab myself in the face.
    You understand my pain.

    These ppl must be stopped.
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    I just saw it today. God.
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    The amazing thing is that those are presumably the funniest bits. Imagine what the rest must be like...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotatingShifts View Post
    Y'all know what the "mute" button is for?
    Doesn't prevent me from wanting to stab him in the liver and stick bamboo splinters in his spleen.
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogger View Post
    Doesn't prevent me from wanting to stab him in the liver and stick bamboo splinters in his spleen.

    You are a shining beacon of truth and light in a dark and nonsensical world. Rep'd.
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    solid "9" indeed.

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    Some reviews have started to come out for this thing.

    NY Times is calling it "the worst movie Pauly Shore has ever been in, if you can imagine that."


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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Saw the commercial today- it's like somebody won a contest through a local cable access channel to make a movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    You understand my pain.

    These ppl must be stopped.
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    Just wait for the 1st, 2nd & 3rd sequel....probably already made. It's cheaper that way. Looking at the movie listings in the paper every day, it's incredible. How many people watch this crap?

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    Thumbs down Crap films target suckers...

    Quote Originally Posted by redliner View Post
    Just wait for the 1st, 2nd & 3rd sequel....probably already made. It's cheaper that way. Looking at the movie listings in the paper every day, it's incredible. How many people watch this crap?
    I don't know about sequels, but the business model is pretty disgusting... looked it up, production budget for this POS is all of $10 million, i.e. almost nothing for a wide-release film. And they probably spent half of that on getting Christina Ricci and Don Johnson to sign up for this crapfest.

    So, they spend $10 million on actually making the movie, and about $30 million on saturation-bombing us with idiotic commercials, in the hopes of somehow getting a big opening week or two out of it, before word-of-mouth kills this turkey stone. cold. dead.

    You see this on a larger scale with certain summer blockbusters that suck, and know they suck.

    It's just 'take the money and run' marketing. Turn a sh!tball into an 'event' film, because if you don't, it's going to sink without a trace...

    Speaking of such things, Nic Cage is making a Ghost Rider sequel. Augh.
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    dbl poast
    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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