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    Scotty2Hotty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    I will break up with my girlfriend, but I need to know first that you will go out with me once I do that.

    So...?
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    And to sweeten the deal, I'll throw in this puppy:



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    Geez J's. You could at least offer him a purebred hound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridgetop
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    nice.

    purebred my ass. try irish/scotch, german, and native american. and the mailman.

    ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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    Sure, I'll go out with you.

    Well, as long as you have a large diameter seat tube on your ride. I can't rock anything <31.6mm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    Sure, I'll go out with you.

    Well, as long as you have a large diameter seat tube on your ride. I can't rock anything <31.6mm.
    don't worry your little self scotty, i have a p*nis that's fourteen inches LONG by four inches in DIAMETER, etc etc.

    watch this get deleted. and like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haiku d'etat
    don't worry your little self scotty, i have a p*nis that's fourteen inches LONG by four inches in DIAMETER, etc etc.

    watch this get deleted. and like that.

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    You know, I'll just take the puppy. But make it a wire fox terrier. I like those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    You know, I'll just take the puppy. But make it a wire fox terrier. I like those.
    i have a wire fox terrier in my mind, but a doberman in my pants. you're getting the doberman. moreon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by haiku d'etat
    i have a wire fox terrier in my mind, but a doberman in my pants. you're getting the doberman. moreon.
    You got a toy poodle in your pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    You know, I'll just take the puppy. But make it a wire fox terrier. I like those.
    i told you already; those dogs are nasty. they bite hard, for no reason.. if you get one, don't let the bastard near your nephew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    You got a toy poodle in your pants.
    have you seen the SIZE of poodles? in person? if you had, you might not be trash-talking me, be-yotchie. because know what? i got tha snot and what it takes to bake a cake, and like that.

    anyway, i was working as a mail clerk, long time ago, big company. UPS guy walks in. boss says something manly-humor to him about having a small p*nis. he says, "it gets me off".

    'nuf said.

    s*x is about skillz. trust me, young jedi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by haiku d'etat
    have you seen the SIZE of poodles? in person? if you had, you might not be trash-talking me, be-yotchie. because know what? i got tha snot and what it takes to bake a cake, and like that.

    anyway, i was working as a mail clerk, long time ago, big company. UPS guy walks in. boss says something manly-humor to him about having a small p*nis. he says, "it gets me off".

    'nuf said.

    s*x is about skillz. trust me, young jedi.
    I've had a bunch of standard poodles, some as heavy at 65-70 lb. I'm talkin' about toy poodles, jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    I've had a bunch of standard poodles, some as heavy at 65-70 lb. I'm talkin' about toy poodles, jerk.
    what does a toy poodle weigh? just barely more than my p*nis, i figure.
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    Bad posts, bad posts, bad posts!

    Keep it clean!!!

    Do not speak badly about any doggie...
    I love my coonhound!

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    Quote Originally Posted by everydaybike
    Bad posts, bad posts, bad posts!

    Keep it clean!!!

    Do not speak badly about any doggie...
    i was gonna say that yer doggie ben in me pants, but since i seen funk's wife, well...

    HOTTIE. nttawwt. and etc etc. and like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by haiku d'etat
    i was gonna say that yer doggie ben in me pants, but since i seen funk's wife, well...

    HOTTIE. nttawwt. and etc etc. and like that.
    Okay... post a pic!
    I love my coonhound!

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    Quote Originally Posted by everydaybike
    Okay... post a pic!
    we have unfinished business, sir.

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    I never thought the TV safe word P*nis could get a thread deleted here in the RBR. That said, what's the plural for p*nis? Is it p*ni or p*nises?

    Anyway, here's a little ditty that y'all should enjoy!

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    Not to hijack the thread but I just couldn't start another Scotty thread, but thought he'd like this.

    http://hallpass.com/media/chucknorris.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by haiku d'etat
    we have unfinished business, sir.

    Yep... we sure dooo.

    Soon!

    Please... NO "sir"

    I ain't that old yet!
    I love my coonhound!

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    Relationship Status Update?

    J's, where do we stand?

    Are you my inARweb boyfriend or what?

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    dirtiest thread EVER!!!
    cmatcan - I have to ask this - What the H%ll is that in your avatar??

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyderman
    I never thought the TV safe word P*nis could get a thread deleted here in the RBR. That said, what's the plural for p*nis? Is it p*ni or p*nises?

    Anyway, here's a little ditty that y'all should enjoy!
    Umm, plural can be p*nises--it's totally correct that way--but if you're doing it Latin-style, it has to be p*nes, not p*ni. If the singular was p*nus, then you'd get p*ni.

    And rhinoceros cannot be pluralized Latin-style, because the "os" ending isn't Latin. But it makes me think of "penoceros" (let's see a filter catch that), which makes me laugh.

    Just sayin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeboy389
    Umm, plural can be p*nises--it's totally correct that way--but if you're doing it Latin-style, it has to be p*nes, not p*ni. If the singular was p*nus, then you'd get p*ni.

    And rhinoceros cannot be pluralized Latin-style, because the "os" ending isn't Latin. But it makes me think of "penoceros" (let's see a filter catch that), which makes me laugh.

    Just sayin'.
    You are very correct.

    Penes happens to be one of my favorite words.

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    Ah the Lounge's most Brokeback Mountainish relationship continues-- just keep it PG13 please.
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