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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    I don't speak Transylvanian.
    Learning Transylvanian is easy.

    There's the word "blah" which is sort of an all-purpose word meaning anything and everything, depending on the context, as illustrated in a previous post. And when you add "ha ha" to blah -- blah ha ha! -- it means "I think that (or this) is funny."


    Let's try it together!

    English: The bat will bite your neck and I think that's pretty darn funny.

    Transylvanian: Blah! The bat vill bite your neck. Blah ha ha!

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    ^ bwahahahahaaa...

    Akirasho's gunna die, da bat vill suck 'im dry.
    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    I don't speak Transylvanian.
    Spike handled it for you. LOL

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    You don't have a bat problem.

    This is a bat problem:



    Embrace those little furry, flying mammals and relish in the all the rich guano they provide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    You don't have a bat problem.

    This is a bat problem:

    Embrace those little furry, flying mammals and relish in the all the rich guano they provide.
    I have yet to look in my attic.

    BONUS POINTS:

    A. In what famous movie did a character's name reference bat poop?
    B. What was the character's name?
    C. What corporate entity did he have to deface in order to help save the world?
    D. Obligatory off topic Swallow airspeed answer of your own discretion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    I have yet to look in my attic.

    BONUS POINTS:

    A. In what famous movie did a character's name reference bat poop?
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    B. What was the character's name?
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    C. What corporate entity did he have to deface in order to help save the world?
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    D. Obligatory off topic Swallow airspeed answer of your own discretion.
    In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
    Ben Franklin -Tis curious and amazing to observe how distinct and independent of each other the rattles of this animal are, and yet how firmly they are united together

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    ok. dog growls.

    bat, this evening... spare bedrooms. Yet another plan and a google search as to whether or not local codes require me to disclose bat infestation before I sell this joint.

    Point of entry unknown but will be sealing fireplace for the foreseeable future (already has a loose fit screen but is the only "logical" entry) with Gorilla tape (at least).

    Ironically, temps were in the fifties today as opposed to the teens during earlier incursions.

    Dunno what homeowners may cover or what deductibles might be until I review policy. A Quick online survey suggests this could sting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    ok. dog growls.

    bat, this evening... spare bedrooms. Yet another plan and a google search as to whether or not local codes require me to disclose bat infestation before I sell this joint.
    https://www.amazon.com/Wyze-Indoor-W.../dp/B076H3SRXG
    Wyze cams, $100 for a set of 4 stationed thoughout various areas of the household, set on "push" with "alert" to your android or iPhone no matter where you are and recorded on the internal storage card. You'll at least see where they're entering from and exiting.

    I never leave home without it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eretz View Post
    Wyze cams, $100 for a set of 4 stationed thoughout various areas of the household, set on "push" with "alert" to your android or iPhone no matter where you are and recorded on the internal storage card. You'll at least see where they're entering from and exiting.

    I never leave home without it.
    I needs security cammies but hesitate pointing them inside (living alone has made me... hedonistic and hacks on simpler devices seem all the rage).

    Evidence found with couch cushions in disarray. Bat prolly came down chimney and dog tried to reach it on drapes! Eventually, the bugger drifted upstairs towing the dog behind.

    I guess I could check the damper but,


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    On a more important point.

    In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
    Ben Franklin -Tis curious and amazing to observe how distinct and independent of each other the rattles of this animal are, and yet how firmly they are united together

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eretz View Post
    On a more important point.

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    Unretouched pic of Akirasho, after the bat done got thru suckin' 'im dry...


    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post

    I guess I could check the damper but,


    Further proof that, no matter how dramatically you frame him, Affleck still sucks...
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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    ok. dog growls.

    bat, this evening... spare bedrooms. Yet another plan and a google search as to whether or not local codes require me to disclose bat infestation before I sell this joint.

    Point of entry unknown but will be sealing fireplace for the foreseeable future (already has a loose fit screen but is the only "logical" entry) with Gorilla tape (at least).

    Ironically, temps were in the fifties today as opposed to the teens during earlier incursions.

    Dunno what homeowners may cover or what deductibles might be until I review policy. A Quick online survey suggests this could sting!
    Unfortunately, it's the bat you don't see, the one your dog doesn't growl about, that gets you when you least expect it.

    You should probably start sleeping inside a sleeping bag that zips completely, or sleep in your car, until the whole bat situation is cleared up.

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