"So Cold, When You Step Outside...
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    "So Cold, When You Step Outside...

    … it makes you wanna clutch your pearls."

    Local meteorologist unloaded that remark to kick off his noon report today (balmy -8 F). Wonder how long he had that one in the chamber??

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    It's so cold.. my penis has receded into my body and I now have a vagina......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ljvb View Post
    It's so cold.. my penis has receded into my body and I now have a vagina......
    As long as you dress appropriately.
    Too old to ride plastic

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    Quote Originally Posted by velodog View Post
    As long as you dress appropriately.
    But.. But... which bathroom do I use

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    And don’t try serving our country in the military.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ogre View Post
    And don’t try serving our country in the military.
    Despite policy changes, you can still clutch your pearls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by velodog View Post
    As long as you dress appropriately.
    A skirt?no effing way, too cold
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

    "There's no sense being stupid unless you show it."

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    I'm very glad that I have a beard. I mean, face insulator. Face insulator, not beard!
    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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