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    stellarly good sheeeeeeeet story.

    Seems the University of Arizona decided to test their sewage for coronavirus. Fecal matter shows the virus pretty quickly, according to poop scientists. The facilities workers at UA had VERY detailed knowledge of their system so they could test by building, and one dorm showed positive on the poop test. They tested everyone, found two cases, and isolated them.

    This is a very good story, with what could have been a big outbreak was stopped in its tracks.

    This is a story that deserves a lounge take, because poop.

    In conclusion, poop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuiQuaeQuod View Post
    Seems the University of Arizona decided to test their sewage for coronavirus. Fecal matter shows the virus pretty quickly, according to poop scientists. The facilities workers at UA had VERY detailed knowledge of their system so they could test by building, and one dorm showed positive on the poop test. They tested everyone, found two cases, and isolated them.

    This is a very good story, with what could have been a big outbreak was stopped in its tracks.

    This is a story that deserves a lounge take, because poop.

    In conclusion, poop.

    Q: Did the poop they used have a leaf in it?
    More Americans wanted Hillary Clinton to be President than wanted Donald Trump.

    Donald Trump has never had a wife he didn't cheat on.

    There are over 6.2 million covid cases in the United States (as of September 6th), eight months after Donald Trump said it was "totally under control," and that "it's gonna be just fine."

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuiQuaeQuod View Post
    Seems the University of Arizona decided to test their sewage for coronavirus. Fecal matter shows the virus pretty quickly, according to poop scientists. The facilities workers at UA had VERY detailed knowledge of their system so they could test by building, and one dorm showed positive on the poop test. They tested everyone, found two cases, and isolated them.

    This is a very good story, with what could have been a big outbreak was stopped in its tracks.

    This is a story that deserves a lounge take, because poop.

    In conclusion, poop.
    My niece is a current NCAA donor....

    Her entire sorority was just ordered to either enter solitary-confinement in their own house for 2 weeks, or vacate campus and be someone else's problem for 2 weeks after positives started getting registered. My alma mater's grand re-opening experiment is off to a wonderful start here 2-weeks into the semester.

    My money is on in-person classes being called by labor day TBH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marc View Post
    My niece is a current NCAA donor....

    Her entire sorority was just ordered to either enter solitary-confinement in their own house for 2 weeks, or vacate campus and be someone else's problem for 2 weeks after positives started getting registered. My alma mater's grand re-opening experiment is off to a wonderful start here 2-weeks into the semester.

    My money is on in-person classes being called by labor day TBH
    BY LABOR DAY.... I am guessing that is a pretty safe bet, unfortunately
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuiQuaeQuod View Post
    Seems the University of Arizona decided to test their sewage for coronavirus. Fecal matter shows the virus pretty quickly, according to poop scientists. The facilities workers at UA had VERY detailed knowledge of their system so they could test by building, and one dorm showed positive on the poop test. They tested everyone, found two cases, and isolated them.

    This is a very good story, with what could have been a big outbreak was stopped in its tracks.

    This is a story that deserves a lounge take, because poop.

    In conclusion, poop.
    Poop Detectives!


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    No one could match this.

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    When the sh!t hits the fan, you want the poop detectives on the case.

    They’ll sniff out the problem.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did - peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SS: COMPLACENCY IS LETHAL. VOTE in November.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Wait until some claim that the poops constitution rights have been violated!

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