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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    Well my sister ended up marrying one of you people so I guess all Dookies can’t be bad. At least you and my brother-in-law anyway 😁
    Yeah I know some nice Tarheels too. Just a few though.😉

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    And of course Michael Jordan is the focal point of the show. And that brings me to how I could have killed him...but didn't. (Yet, anyway.)
    The more I think about it, I realize that you couldn't have killed Michael Jordan.

    Because if you had, then Scottie Pippen would've travelled back in time to stop you. And then action-movie hi-jinks would've ensued.

    Which woulda been mad cool.

    So, maybe you should've tried to kill Michael Jordan. Because, who doesn't like action movie hi-jinks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    The more I think about it, I realize that you couldn't have killed Michael Jordan.

    Because if you had, then Scottie Pippen would've travelled back in time to stop you. And then action-movie hi-jinks would've ensued.

    Which woulda been mad cool.

    So, maybe you should've tried to kill Michael Jordan. Because, who doesn't like action movie hi-jinks?
    That movie has “direct to video” written all over it! 😁

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    That movie has “direct to video” written all over it! 
    I'd watch it. Still better than Tiger King.
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    I have killed BILLIONS of innocent spermatozoa...and not one ounce of remorse here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I have killed BILLIONS of innocent spermatozoa...and not one ounce of remorse here.
    Proper to use metric in all upper educated evaluations.

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    Ok, ok, no milliliters of tears shed.
    Better?

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    Prefisso di composti

    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Ok, ok, no milliliters of tears shed.
    Better?
    In Brit that would equate to millimetres and correct lettres. Eventually the USA must circum.

    And so Forth and Such As.

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    Millimetres?
    Did you mean that?

    (Damn us autocorrecte)

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Millimetres?
    Did you mean that?

    (Damn us autocorrecte)
    Anarchy is a tough dose of our greatness and some tiny imperfections.

    In the end we all succumb.

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    Maybe you just succ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Maybe you just succ.
    ^^^

    That's funny. Chapeau!

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    If you're really bawling, you're shedding cc's of tears. If not, maybe you're just shedding ml's. Forgive the apostrophe abuse, I didn't want to type out cc and ml....

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