Is there a way to remotely stop people from breathing
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    Is there a way to remotely stop people from breathing

    It has some to my attention that some of my neighbors breathe. And a fraction of the air they exhale drifts into my house.

    This upsets me greatly and I am sure it violates my property rights, so I am investigating ways to remotely stop them from breathing.

    Fredke commented in your thread. You won't believe what happens next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
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    Perfect for home defense!

    Still there is something to be said for walking right up to them and stabbing them in the liverz!
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    Yep, that AW50 oughta do it. Quite remotely too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrRoebuck
    That's a big gun.

    that's what she said.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredke
    It has some to my attention that some of my neighbors breathe. And a fraction of the air they exhale drifts into my house.

    This upsets me greatly and I am sure it violates my property rights, so I am investigating ways to remotely stop them from breathing.

    Just as long as the bullets don't violate their property rights, fire away.

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    You can... But you have to start by staring at goats, first.
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    I was "social distancing" before it was cool.

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    That's what genetically grown squirrels are for. If you need a few, I can provide them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlineflyer
    That's what genetically grown squirrels are for. If you need a few, I can provide them.
    I think there's a genetically grown squirrel inside the mouse that's inside my girlfriend, messing up her wifi reception. It's a cajun thing, so y'all prolly wouldn't unnerstand.
    Fredke commented in your thread. You won't believe what happens next!

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