Things That Are Just...Wrong In America
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    Things That Are Just...Wrong In America


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    People who only put links to other sites in their posts with no hint at what the link goes to.

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    ^ LOL!

    KFC is just following the burger industry.


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    But it has all four food groups....donuts, bacon, cheese, and beef.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dir-t View Post
    People who only put links to other sites in their posts with no hint at what the link goes to.
    Consider it like opening a christmas present.

    If this site wasn't crappy V-Bulliten, it would post the summary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    But it has all four food groups....donuts, bacon, cheese, and beef.
    Five, if you include the early death.
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    Summary: dumb people ate too much

    https://www.businessinsider.com/red-...t-rest-easy-22

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    MAÎTRE D: Uh, today we have, uh, for appetizers: Excuse me. Mhmm. Uh, moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux-- that's leek tart,-- frogs' legs amandine, or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd-- c'est à dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of puréed mushroom. It's very delicate. Very subtle.

    MR. CREOSOTE: I'll have the lot.

    MAÎTRE D: A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

    MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah,... with the eggs on top.

    MAÎTRE D: But of course, avec les oeufs frites.

    MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah, and don't skimp on the pâté.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christine View Post
    MAÎTRE D: Uh, today we have, uh, for appetizers: Excuse me. Mhmm. Uh, moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux-- that's leek tart,-- frogs' legs amandine, or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd-- c'est à dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of puréed mushroom. It's very delicate. Very subtle.

    MR. CREOSOTE: I'll have the lot.

    MAÎTRE D: A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

    MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah,... with the eggs on top.

    MAÎTRE D: But of course, avec les oeufs frites.

    MR. CREOSOTE: Yeah, and don't skimp on the pâté.
    And then a waifer-thin mint!

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    Here is a list of things that are wrong in America in the eyes of a European visitor. Some of those made me go "Hmm, OK, I see what she means."

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    I'll have the Buttered Bacon Croissant with extra Bacon Bits, and for desert, I'll have 5 scoops of Bacon flavored Ice Cream...……..And a diet coke.
    If your opinion differs from mine, ..........Too bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bvber View Post
    Here is a list of things that are wrong in America in the eyes of a European visitor. Some of those made me go "Hmm, OK, I see what she means."
    Europeans are just jealous of America’s awesomeness. Ranked #1 in the world since 1776 baby! The rest of y’all can suck it!

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