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    Today’s Darwin Award Winner...

    ...though, of course, who hasn’t wanted to touch an alligator?

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    Cause of death coronavirus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nOOky View Post
    Cause of death, coronavirus?
    Maybe for the alligator.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Sys: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    She should get two awards.

    She saw the alligator and went down to get a closer look, despite the protests of the homeowner and her husband who said that the alligator had “grabbed a deer” from the same spot just days before.
    She replied “I don’t look like a deer” then attempted to touch the alligator, at which point it grabbed her by the leg and dragged her into the water.
    Award #1

    After fending off the alligator witnesses tried to throw her a rope and pull her ashore.
    She was about waist deep in the water and she stated in a very calm voice ‘I guess I won’t do this again’. At that point, “the alligator took her under the water and she released the rope.”
    Award #2




    The Charleston County Coroner determined the cause of death as drowning.

    Seriously? They needed to 'determine' the cause of death? What a waste of money and resources. Besides, the coroner got it wrong. Cause of death was stupidity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tlg View Post
    Cause of death was stupidity.
    Sounds like it could also have been opioids + wine.

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