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    Urgent assistance needed... Now!!!!!

    Today is my birthday (yay me) and my Big Sis sent me a big box o Omaha Steaks products which now has the biggest block of dry ice remaining I've seen in years!!!!

    So, what do I do with it in the remaining time till it's gone???

    A: Put in a glass with a bit of water and convince the neighbor kids that old Mr AAE is drinking POISON

    B: Use it to freeze pimples off my ass

    C: Lick it and see what happens

    D: Make CO2 bottle bombs, set off in street and wait for Homeland Security to arrive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    Today is my birthday (yay me) and my Big Sis sent me a big box o Omaha Steaks products which now has the biggest block of dry ice remaining I've seen in years!!!!

    So, what do I do with it in the remaining time till it's gone???

    A: Put in a glass with a bit of water and convince the neighbor kids that old Mr AAE is drinking POISON

    B: Use it to freeze pimples off my ass

    C: Lick it and see what happens

    D: Make CO2 bottle bombs, set off in street and wait for Homeland Security to arrive
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    C. Lick it and see what happens.

    It's always C.
    You can't fix stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frdfandc View Post
    C. Lick it and see what happens.
    That's what she said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akirasho View Post
    biggest block of dry ice remaining I've seen in years!!!!
    How big? Big enough to break into five parts and do A, B, C, and D with one left to repeat whichever you like best?

    Oh and happy birthday!

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    Bad decisions make great stories - JP

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    Quote Originally Posted by bilbo View Post
    How big? Big enough to break into five parts and do A, B, C, and D with one left to repeat whichever you like best?

    Oh and happy birthday!
    And we have a winner

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    UPS them to Malibu --- they need emergency help.
    I am 100% convinced the internet and social media are not the salvation to human civility.

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