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    !!!URGENT!!! Breastfeeding !!!URGENT!!!

    Seriously.

    Breastfeeding is like going out and buying a car, only to find that by the time you get home, you've begun leaking 10w40 oil from your nips.

    It's almost as creepy as it is convenient and cost effective. So, you fellas and your unfunctional moobs can suck it! (Though, not literally, because that would be awkward, what with the baby in the way and all).



    In other random, though entirely URGENT comments (which are really just a guise that allows me to post baby pictures without seeming like a baby picture obsessed new mom):

    YAARRRRRRRRRRR!



    And finally, OMG! The beetpull-hound mix is about to eat the baby's face!

    Cats just don't feel safe on a moving bicycle, no matter how much duct tape you use.

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    Cute kid. Post some pix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catzilla
    ...And finally, OMG! The beetpull-hound mix is about to eat the baby's face!..
    I think it is the other way around!
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    these are better than i was expecting, and my expectations were already rather high.

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    Adorable kid.

    And why are you leaking 10w40 from the nips? The kid should be on 5w30.
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    great stuff.....I see you've taught the baby to salute to the lounge
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    You been sold a bill o' goods - the snout of the dawg cries out WeinerDog.

    As for leakages -- girls got them coming & going - boys die earlier... the cosmic trade...

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    A) I saw the title of this thread, and I knew who posted it before I looked any further

    B) The kid + dog photo is infinitely awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrea138
    B) The kid + dog photo is infinitely awesome
    It's very nice, but I like the pre-verbal "FU, this one's mine" photo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by catzilla
    So, you fellas and your unfunctional moobs can suck it! (Though, not literally, because that would be awkward, what with the baby in the way and all).
    I had my shirt off one day while I was holding the baby. To my amazement, my decidedly un-ripped body didn't frighten the baby. Anyway, the baby saw nipple and latched on. Oops! FAIL. But then my cat did that once, too. Baby is funny, cat is weird.

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    I dunno, kid looks old school to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by robdamanii
    Adorable kid.

    And why are you leaking 10w40 from the nips? The kid should be on 5w30.

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    Suckers!!! FU, it's mine, all mine!!!



    The diabolical Slagathor beetpup parasite. You can have those things removed you know.
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    You had me at "breastfeeding."

    Self-portrait? If so, thread of the year. If not, thread of the day.
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    I had leakage once but a shot cleared me right up. Cute puppies and the kid and dog ain't bad either. So has you tried it in coffee yet, I hear it is like 1/2 and 1/2 but only 1 quarter of that.
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    More URGENT photos...

    OMG! Now the beetpull-hound mix is about to eat the cat's face!



    I has a peanut! And under the other flap I have some sweet Rolexes and copies of just released movies...



    But, mostly, I has a happy.

    Cats just don't feel safe on a moving bicycle, no matter how much duct tape you use.

    Yup, I've geeked out and started a blog: www.adventuresinprocreating.blogspot.com

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    I was really surprised that it comes out kind of cool instead of warm.
    "It's turtles all the way down."

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    Pump Track!

    Cause now it makes sense.

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    How much for the baby? Do you accept funds from Nigeria or Paypal?
    Just fast enough to know I am slow.

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    I hope you're taking lots more than you're posting, cuz these are too dang cute to be cracking them off one after the other...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrea138
    A) I saw the title of this thread, and I knew who posted it before I looked any further
    It was the "catzilla" under the thread title that gave it away, didn't it?

    Cats just don't feel safe on a moving bicycle, no matter how much duct tape you use.

    Yup, I've geeked out and started a blog: www.adventuresinprocreating.blogspot.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Chance
    Pump Track!

    Cause now it makes sense.
    On a similar note...

    The past 3 months have been torturous as I've lustfully stared at my back yard pump track (PUMP TRACK!) without being able to touch it. I've felt like a priest in a brothel. Or a priest at Disneyworld. Or a priest anywhere surrounded by other people with orifices.

    Anyway, a few days ago, I got my first ride in. And then spent the entire weekend moving dirt, shaping rollers, and tweaking berms. And then I got about a zillion more rides in. My everything is aching and my hands are bruised from hours of tamping. And I couldn't be happier.

    It is so much better than I imagined. In fact, I'ma go take a few spins on it right now.

    Also, on Mother's Day I'm going for my inaugural post-spawning mountain bike ride. And tomorrow is my birfday, so I'ma have biscuits and sausage gravy, ride in circle in my back yard, and pump enough of the boob juice so's that I can get my dirty martini on while baby daddy takes over feedings. I'm guessing it will take me exactly one half a martini to get sh!t-housed.

    URGENT!!!
    Cats just don't feel safe on a moving bicycle, no matter how much duct tape you use.

    Yup, I've geeked out and started a blog: www.adventuresinprocreating.blogspot.com

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    beautiful. mom, baby, dawg, cat, and pump track.

    / thread of the year.
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    So happy for you guys, congrats!!!!

    I'm especially envious of the pump track, but the baby's one helluva mushwad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees
    ...thread of the year.
    Yeah, probably
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    Whatís most impressive is your multi-tasking w/baby. Most of us guys just canít breast feed and poast at the same time.

    Happy birthday.. Iím sure it will be a special one with . . . . wait a minute! Does they little one have an avatar? I feel a contest/paole coming on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Chance
    Whatís most impressive is your multi-tasking w/baby. Most of us guys just canít breast feed and poast at the same time.
    Funny you mention this... During the late night feedings, I often peruse the internets, but when the compulsion to post hits, I have only one hand with which to type.

    I figured, if anyone had expertise at one handed internet surfing, it'd be the entire male species (but, especially, Uzzie).
    Cats just don't feel safe on a moving bicycle, no matter how much duct tape you use.

    Yup, I've geeked out and started a blog: www.adventuresinprocreating.blogspot.com

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