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    What Could Go Wrong?



    MH: I want to go like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Sys: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

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    I can't for headline, "Florida Girl Goes Missing, Giant Yellow Python Now Reptile of Interest."

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    And story starts out "The snake has always been friendly towards everybody"
    "I refuse to be afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday & I love today!!"

    "There are only two ways to establish competitive advantage: do things better than others or do them differently."

    "Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there."

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    Oh look! It's giving her a hug!

    How sweet!

    Wait. What!!! OMG!!!!!
    Given his penchant for nicknames, and his aversion to reading, I've decided to shorten Donald J. Trump to it's essence: Dump*

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    My main disappointment was that the snake was named Cher and not Strangles.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Sys: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    This definitely beats running with scissors

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    I don't see a problem with this pet. As long as the little girl has sturdy hunting knife strapped to her waist at all times, and is trained to use it with deadly accuracy under extreme duress, she should be able to slit and/or stab Cher to death before Cher squeezes the life out of her.

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    Show-and-tell day at school must be a blast for this kid.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Sys: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    I can't wait for the headline, "Florida Girl Goes Missing, Giant Yellow Python Now Reptile of Interest."
    Somebody rep this, the RBR hamsters wonít let me.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Sys: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    First thought,

    The Far Side cartoon where there is a snake with a large middle and a parrot in a pet shop.

    The parrot keeps saying, Hi My name is Tommy, GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME!
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    When asked, the python said, "it tastes like chicken".

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPlKE View Post
    I don't see a problem with this pet.

    As long as the little girl has sturdy hunting knife strapped to her waist at all times, and is trained to use it with deadly accuracy under extreme duress, she should be able to slit and/or stab Cher to death before Cher squeezes the life out of her.
    ^ Team Shank Cherô️.
    MH: I want to go like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Sys: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that the children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    I grew up with snakes... and spiders.. and scorpions... etc etc I see no issues with this pet.

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