Who would win in a fight?

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  • Carl Malmstrom

    5 13.16%
  • Becky Beadle

    13 34.21%
  • J's in a Dress

    15 39.47%
  • Michelle Obama hates beets.

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    Who would win in a fight?

    Take the poale.

    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Fireball FTW.
    Dr. Cox: Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

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    Loretta Lynn!

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    I hate it when you cliquish people exclude me from your memes.
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    I'm thinking Catzilla could take Gut
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees
    I hate it when you cliquish people exclude me from your memes.
    sorry creak...here's a turtle in a bikini

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    Chuck Norris poale option fale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain
    I'm thinking Catzilla could take Gut
    gut just fell out of his chair.
    And it just hurts in the very best way possible without a high priced dominatrix.---Ronsonic

    I'm pretty confident that I've pissed off several dozen random strangers on the internet tonight.---Creakyknees

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    i'm bringing a canoe.
    And it just hurts in the very best way possible without a high priced dominatrix.---Ronsonic

    I'm pretty confident that I've pissed off several dozen random strangers on the internet tonight.---Creakyknees

    disclaimer---I make sh!t up as I go along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomk96
    i'm bringing a canoe.
    Only if Becky Beadle is in it and has kneepads.
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    Always bet Unicorn.
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    Dr. Cox: Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

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    I like these odds.
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    (Hollywood is instrumental in any robust conspiracy theory.)
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    riverhead ftw!
    you might as well have gone to Taco Bell and had a Zima while dropping a blotter and snorting Tabasco. OMFG. ~ttug

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomk96
    gut just fell out of his chair.
    she could take me anyway she wanted, it's Boo that would "git" her.
    you might as well have gone to Taco Bell and had a Zima while dropping a blotter and snorting Tabasco. OMFG. ~ttug

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    Before voting I have to know if any combatants have access to PCP.
    hang out in Podium Girls - the desperation there is way funny - terry b
    I don't get either but that is irrelevant to the comedic impact and it's resulting effect on the male centric hegemony contained therein... - svendo
    when I was a n00b there were no message boards to clutter up with trolling posts. I had to do it the hard way....standing at the mall making fun of people loudly - Platy
    ...in short, antonio_b ... it's time to embrace your inner Travis Bickle - spirito

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio_B
    Before voting I have to know if any combatants have access to PCP.
    What does their primary care provider have to do with it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    What does their primary care provider have to do with it?
    EPO....
    hang out in Podium Girls - the desperation there is way funny - terry b
    I don't get either but that is irrelevant to the comedic impact and it's resulting effect on the male centric hegemony contained therein... - svendo
    when I was a n00b there were no message boards to clutter up with trolling posts. I had to do it the hard way....standing at the mall making fun of people loudly - Platy
    ...in short, antonio_b ... it's time to embrace your inner Travis Bickle - spirito

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Only if Becky Beadle is in it and has kneepads.
    as long as there is no waiting in line I'd take that bet...
    Big Fan of the Callipygian Way
    "The collards tore my wife's stomach up and with her being pregnant and constipated it made for a smelly ride to the cabin in north Georgia." -gut
    "The term "steeping" brings to mind "tea-bagging" and, on far too many levels, I'm simply not comfortable with that." -antonio_b
    "People think maggots are a bad thing, but I'll bet they ate most of the feces he has been sitting in for the last two years. Go maggots! -Mohair

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    Interweb squirrel likes this.
    hang out in Podium Girls - the desperation there is way funny - terry b
    I don't get either but that is irrelevant to the comedic impact and it's resulting effect on the male centric hegemony contained therein... - svendo
    when I was a n00b there were no message boards to clutter up with trolling posts. I had to do it the hard way....standing at the mall making fun of people loudly - Platy
    ...in short, antonio_b ... it's time to embrace your inner Travis Bickle - spirito

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    Ftw!

    Hands down Catzilla, would thodown a PAW WHOOPIN!
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    Becky Beadle's a lover, not a fighter.
    "He groaned when we hung the rope over the tree but was relieved to see the white pinata."
    -- Gut
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrRoebuck
    Becky Beadle's a lover, not a fighter.
    so that's the way it is in their family...
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    Big Fan of the Callipygian Way
    "The collards tore my wife's stomach up and with her being pregnant and constipated it made for a smelly ride to the cabin in north Georgia." -gut
    "The term "steeping" brings to mind "tea-bagging" and, on far too many levels, I'm simply not comfortable with that." -antonio_b
    "People think maggots are a bad thing, but I'll bet they ate most of the feces he has been sitting in for the last two years. Go maggots! -Mohair

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    Quote Originally Posted by svend
    so that's the way it is in their family...
    Nice reference
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomk96
    i'm bringing a canoe.
    Just be careful if it's a pink one, very rarely and with no indication, they can be unstable with surprising consequences.

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