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    Will SNL Spoof Peloton ?

    OK, it's Saturday, 6:30 am on the east coast as I write this. I'm betting that tonight's SNL will feature a spoof of the Peloton commercial that everyone is talking about. Heidi Gardner is my pick as the cast member to play the woman in the ad. Thoughts?
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    Absolutely they will!

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    Not sure they would....that ad-spot was so bad and so cliche, I'm not sure what they could add.
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    She obviously needs to lose some wt. and she knows it, so embarrassing.
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    Skinny white women generally don't like to be lampooned! Especially for being skinny, white and over-indulgent.

    Have at it SNL.

    My Peloton is at the Peloton Store in Bellevue, WA - at a safe harbor for wealthy overindulgent people - Bellevue Town Square Mall. I used to ride it about once a month, but they wouldn't let me hang my clothes on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SantaCruz View Post
    Skinny white women generally don't like to be lampooned! Especially for being skinny, white and over-indulgent.
    All true, but Peloton Girl’s last name IRL is Ruiz.
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    A la shake weight?

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    Sean Hunter will forever be remembered as a control freak. Man card is revoked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    All true, but Peloton Girl’s last name IRL is Ruiz.
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    Correct, she's caucasian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eretz View Post
    Correct, she's caucasian.
    Many are, at least in part, but ‘Latina’ isn’t a race.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eretz View Post
    Correct, she's caucasian.
    Mine are a downtrodden people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    Many are, at least in part, but ‘Latina’ isn’t a race.
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    Who said Monica was?

    She's South Bay, decedents of a race, Redondo Beach. And her newly born seems to be a tad cute Pooh Bear.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eretz View Post
    Who said Monica [Ruiz] was?
    You said she was Caucasian. I said, as she’s at least part Latina, there may be more to it than that. Not all Latinos/Latinas are 100% Caucasian; far from it in fact. Some aren’t even Caucasian at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    You said she was Caucasian. I said, as she’s at least part Latina, there may be more to it than that. Not all Latinos/Latinas are 100% Caucasian; far from it in fact. Some aren’t even Caucasian at all.
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    This is interesting. I certainly suspected she was a hint-Magellan, mixed Mayan, or even a merger of some Seth and Abel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eretz View Post
    This is interesting. I certainly suspected she was a hint-Magellan, mixed Mayan, or even a merger of some Seth and Abel.


    Wild guess. I have no Cain in this argument.
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    Last edited by Haint; 12-10-2019 at 08:18 AM.
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    If SNL spoofs Peloton... will anybody see it? Does anyone watch that anymore?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    If SNL spoofs Peloton... will anybody see it? Does anyone watch that anymore?
    Wouldn’t they cancel it if no one was watching?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    Wouldn’t they cancel it if no one was watching?
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    That would be a shame. If they did that where would John Belushi go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    That would be a shame. If they did that where would John Belushi go?
    Oh, that kid's golden. Probably has a good future in movies or somethin'.

    Just hope it doesn't all go to his head and cause 'im to make bad choices.
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    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    That would be a shame. If they did that where would John Belushi go?
    Farley would have to go somewhere also...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    Farley would have to go somewhere also...
    As would Garrett Morris, Gilda Radner and Phil Hartmann.

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