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    Area 51

    Who's going on September 20?
    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    Who's going on September 20?
    The same people who headed to Comet Ping Pong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KWL View Post
    The same people who headed to Comet Ping Pong?
    Or who fly around the world (HA) to the Flat Earth Conference.
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    I've been watching this story with some amusement. C'mon people, everybody who's ever watched an episode of Ancient Aliens knows the government moved the ships and the aliens out of Area 51 years ago.

    Now, if people want to invade Dugway, or maybe Wright Patterson...
    The Law of Headwinds states: If the ride out is easy you better leave something in the tank for the turn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    Who's going on September 20?
    about as much as the starbucks boycott.
    Blows your hair back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opus51569 View Post
    I've been watching this story with some amusement. C'mon people, everybody who's ever watched an episode of Ancient Aliens knows the government moved the ships and the aliens out of Area 51 years ago.

    Now, if people want to invade Dugway, or maybe Wright Patterson...
    If those folks go to Area 51, all they'll find are props and a film crew making a NASA 50th anniversary of the fake moon landing

    Actually your comments about Wright Patterson Air Force Base is "spot on." There are 3 aliens kept in a frozen state beneath NASIC.

    Ooops...did I say that out loud???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    If those folks go to Area 51, all they'll find are props and a film crew making a NASA 50th anniversary of the fake moon landing

    Actually your comments about Wright Patterson Air Force Base is "spot on." There are 3 aliens kept in a frozen state beneath NASIC.

    Ooops...did I say that out loud???
    I made one for you, too:




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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    Who's going on September 20?
    They are going to be disappointed when they get there and discover they moved all the saucer parts to Area 52


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    Trevor Noah did a funny piece on this last night.. the basics being.. many thousands (or millions is the term he used, but I don't know how many actually signed up to the facebook page) signed up.. but only 7 will show up.. and yes.. they can stop you all.. it's called bombs (and I'll add mines.. and regardless of what people may or may not know about the area, it is a training and test range.. so possible unexploded ordinance and other threats....)

    Or.. that is what the aliens want you to think ... Because lets face it.. our gov is so stupid.. do you really think they could keep an alien locked up, or the knowledge of an alien civilization.. it's like TV brainwashed people.. you think that crashed UFO with a few aliens is the entire culture.. no.. they have an entire civilization.. and I am sure like the Marines.. no one gets left behind.. full scale alien invasion would have occurred to rescue the UFO survivors.. or at least their bodies....

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    I'm going.

    I'm still dealing with ITBS in my left leg. I'm hoping that with proper healing and stretching, I can Naruto run when the Chair Force cops start shooting at us.

    Let's see them aliens!


    Is there a reason why this 110% Lownje-worthy thread is in PO?

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    meh, Area 51 is for developing/testing classified military toys. U-2, SR-71, boring stuff like that...you don't need a 10,000 foot runway for vehicles that use anti-gravity for propulsion.

    Pie Town, NM, Dulce Base, and Archuleta Mesa is where the real action is...

    just sayin'...
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