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    Trump*s Greenland New Deal

    And in the latest distraction to pull attention away from this s#itshow of a presidency and administration:

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...nland-n1042966

    "President Donald Trump has on multiple occasions discussed trying to buy the country of Greenland, The Wall Street Journal reported on Thursday.
    Trump has with "varying degrees of seriousness" expressed an interest in trying to purchase the icy 811,000-square-mile island in the North Atlantic, according to the Journal, citing unnamed sources familiar with the deliberations."
    Given his penchant for nicknames, and his aversion to reading, I've decided to shorten Donald J. Trump to it's essence: Dump*

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    Looks about right. Tasteful as always.
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    I want to know who the dude that put the idea into that idiots head.

    Was Trump all like, "I am going to nuke Switzerland!" And his advisor needed a quick distraction and off the top of his head came up..."Have you heard Greenland us up for sale?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by thatsmybush View Post
    I want to know who the dude that put the idea into that idiots head.

    Was Trump all like, "I am going to nuke Switzerland!" And his advisor needed a quick distraction and off the top of his head came up..."Have you heard Greenland us up for sale?"
    I had forgotten that Truman tried to buy it for $100 million back in the day. Even with something this ridiculous, Trump* canít find a new idea...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Opus51569 View Post
    I had forgotten that Truman tried to buy it for $100 million back in the day. Even with something this ridiculous, Trump* canít find a new idea...


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    Heís had worse ideas, but the Danes arenít exactly planning to sell. Plus, the native population has been pushing for more autonomy if not full independence.

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    Don't worry, Mexico will pay for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Falsetti View Post
    Don't worry, Mexico will pay for it.
    Wouldn't that be Iceland? Pretty sure that tRump couldn't find Greenland on a map. He is probably just going off the name and thinks they must have nice beaches like North Korea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turtleherder View Post
    Wouldn't that be Iceland? Pretty sure that tRump couldn't find Greenland on a map. He is probably just going off the name and thinks they must have nice beaches like North Korea.
    I call it the Derpsiana Purchase.
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    Trump could always say Greenland was purchased, and then move on to the next distraction. Some people would believe it.

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    Isn't China vying for influence there to exploit their natural resources?

    Btw, "Shaft in Greenland" is a very underrated Dead Milkmen song.

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    He's really hoping to tap into the "Vibranium" left over from the meteor impact!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wookiebiker View Post
    He's really hoping to tap into the "Vibranium" left over from the meteor impact!

    https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/201...r-lon-orig.cnn
    Trump is more of an unobtanium sort of guy to me.
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    Not exactly a new idea.
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    Greenland is there next to Norway. Maybe that's why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by .je View Post
    Greenland is there next to Norway. Maybe that's why.
    Or most of the women there are tall, white and blonde.
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    Quote Originally Posted by troutmd View Post
    Or most of the women there are tall, white and blonde.
    What's not to like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thatsmybush View Post
    I call it the Derpsiana Purchase.
    Trumptardís Folly...


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    Quote Originally Posted by troutmd View Post
    Or most of the women there are tall, white and blonde.
    Most people in Greenland are Inuits- not exactly tall and blond. Ethnic Danes are around 10% of the population. Not that I would expect Trump to know that.

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    I'm trying to figure this one out; there's very few white people there, and most of them don't even speak English.
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    Quote Originally Posted by No Time Toulouse View Post
    I'm trying to figure this one out; there's very few white people there, and most of them don't even speak English.
    conveniently located between the US and Russia (which is why the US has (had?) bases there). And with the water opening up all-year soon it will be an important ship route.
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    Quote Originally Posted by den bakker View Post
    conveniently located between the US and Russia (which is why the US has (had?) bases there). And with the water opening up all-year soon it will be an important ship route.
    Made even more confusing by the fact that our president has stated time and again that climate change is fake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    Made even more confusing by the fact that our president has stated time and again that climate change is fake.
    4 D chess, us simpletons don't understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by den bakker View Post
    conveniently located between the US and Russia (which is why the US has (had?) bases there). And with the water opening up all-year soon it will be an important ship route.
    It, with Alaska, would bookend the east and west entrances to the Northwest Passage, wouldn't it?

    If you lived there you could see Russia from your house.

    It's also the bigliest island on earth.

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