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Devil went down to Georgia(Tour de Georgia)

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#1 ·
I am now...

dagger said:
Sorry but if we can talk about midgets on bicycles to support Matt Damon in a Lance movie..then I can post this.

The devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was
in a bind 'cause he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal, when
he came across this young and crankin' on a bike and ridin' it hot.

And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you
what. I guess you didn't know it but I'm a bike rider, too. And if you'd
care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now, you ride your bike
pretty good, boy, but give the devil his due. I'll bet a jersey of gold
against your soul, 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Lance, and it might be a sin. But I'll take your
bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Lance, oil up your chain and ride your bike so very hard, 'cause hell's
broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards. And if you win you get
this bright jersey of yellow gold. But if you lose, the devil gets your
soul.

The devil took down his bike and he said, "I'll start this show." And fire
flew from his fingers and toes as he clipped in, heel and toe. And he pulled
the crankarms round, and the chain made an evil hiss. Then a band of demon
domestiques joined in and rode off into a mist.

When the devil finished, Lance said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son, but
sit down on that saddle right there and let me show you how it's done."

Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run. The devil's in the House of the Rising
Sun. Johaan in the team car pacin' it slow. Granny gears allowed? No,
child, no.

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid
that golden jersey on the ground at Lance's feet. Lance said, "Devil, just
come on back if you ever want to try again. 'Cause I told you once, you son
of a *****, I'm the best that's ever been."
I am now more stupid than I already was for reading the above...

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#2 ·
Sorry but if we can talk about midgets on bicycles to support Matt Damon in a Lance movie..then I can post this.

The devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was
in a bind 'cause he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal, when
he came across this young and crankin' on a bike and ridin' it hot.

And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you
what. I guess you didn't know it but I'm a bike rider, too. And if you'd
care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now, you ride your bike
pretty good, boy, but give the devil his due. I'll bet a jersey of gold
against your soul, 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Lance, and it might be a sin. But I'll take your
bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Lance, oil up your chain and ride your bike so very hard, 'cause hell's
broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards. And if you win you get
this bright jersey of yellow gold. But if you lose, the devil gets your
soul.

The devil took down his bike and he said, "I'll start this show." And fire
flew from his fingers and toes as he clipped in, heel and toe. And he pulled
the crankarms round, and the chain made an evil hiss. Then a band of demon
domestiques joined in and rode off into a mist.

When the devil finished, Lance said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son, but
sit down on that saddle right there and let me show you how it's done."

Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run. The devil's in the House of the Rising
Sun. Johaan in the team car pacin' it slow. Granny gears allowed? No,
child, no.

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid
that golden jersey on the ground at Lance's feet. Lance said, "Devil, just
come on back if you ever want to try again. 'Cause I told you once, you son
of a *****, I'm the best that's ever been."
 
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